Sunday, August 15, 2010

That Whole Ground Zero Mosque Thing

First of all, let me preface this post by saying that I am writing it while I am also doing a fantasy football mock draft, and I think that's fitting, because this bullshit is not real news. It's not even very good fake news. It is, in all seriousness, some of the most retarded horse shit the media has flung against the wall in my entire life.

And just in case you don't believe me, I offer as proof that this is ridiculous bullshit, exhibit A: It is Sarah Palin's new favorite thing to tweet about.

No offense to small children and stupid people who actually look up to/care for Sarah Palin, but this asinine faux politician preening and posturing on twitter shit has got to go. I understand that as a citizen of the United States of America, Sarah Palin has just as much right to go on twitter and question the President as any other ill-informed bigot with a laptop and a nearby Starbucks, but come the fuck on. Am I the only person who realizes that this is a stupid argument? Last I checked, this is still America. And if people want to build a place of worship on private property in America, they are 100% allowed to do so, even if their chosen plot of land might piss some people off.

The idea that the President of the United States should NOT support the freedom of some Muslim people to build a mosque anywhere they damn well please is scary and idiotic. Of course the President should support the freedom of every citizen, as supported by the Constitution. Isn't that what all these tea party assholes have been screaming for more than a year now?

Of course, that line of questioning/reasoning treats the Tea Party like an actual political movement, and not just a collection of ignorant, racist, old white people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, but that's neither here nor there. It's always fun to shine a light on hypocrisy, even when your opponents are all Forrest Gump slowtards.

So yeah, my opinion on this is as follows - saying that you can't build a mosque around ground zero because of 9/11 is ridiculous. Is it a great idea to build one there? Probably not. It's gonna stir shit and cause problems, and that sucks. But this is still America, and if someone gets a wild hair up their ass and decides they don't give a shit if they cause a few problems, then by God that's their constitutional right, provided they're not breaking any laws or infringing upon any other freedoms. Let them build the damn thing and then deal with the headaches.

But seriously, fuck Sarah Palin and her bullshit opinion that they shouldn't be able to build a place of worship near ground zero because like eight certified psychos flew some airplanes into some buildings. What a fucking asshole thing to say. It is 2010, Sarah Palin. Most of us now realize that not all Muslims are Jihadist freaks. Your shtick is tired. You're not going to be President... not now, not ever. The best you can hope for is a reality TV show, lady.

You're not Barack Obama. You're not Oprah. Hell, you're not even Kate Gosselin. You're an older, not blonde Heidi Montag with a white trash family and smaller tits. Shut the fuck up and please go away, you retarded bag of recycled shit.


  1. I love it... great job... What they are all ignoring is the fact there is a real Mosque not far from the so called "Hallowed Ground" of Ground Zero as they love to call it..

    This isn't even a Mosque.. it is a cultural center for all faiths... with a Mosque in the building...

    Besides.. why is no one protesting the fact they have held prayer services for Muslims in the Pentagon since 9-11.. does that mean the Pentagon isn't as important as the site of the Towers? No one seems to have their panties in a wad over it.

    Just saying.

  2. Oh, D, I so love it when you appear at the Handbasket.

  3. And before a bunch of people jump my case for not standing up for my own position, I do not believe that Sarah Palin's hair color or breast size has anything to do with her ability or lack thereof as a politician. And a man wouldn't get called on his penis size or anything when someone was pointing out he was an idiot.

    But everything else D says is just about correct.

  4. Sarah Palin's hair color and breast size have nothing do with her being an idiot. But at this point, Sarah Palin is a celebrity the way Kim Kardashian is a celebrity, or the way Tila Tequila is a celebrity.

    The woman is known for her tweets and the antics of her crazy daughter and son-in-law. Other than that, she is mostly known for saying stupid shit on television.

    She's not a real politician and pretending that she is demeans the amazing work real female politicians are doing all over this country.